Deleted newsheadlinetextpost lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

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seeker-lover:

imcrushingyourhead:

This is a very important tumblr.

YES

seeker-lover:

imcrushingyourhead:

This is a very important tumblr.

YES

dawnguardian:

Welcome to Rapture.

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I think I figured out the real problem with Man of Steel. It was made by people who think Superman is boring, for people who think Superman is boring.

The other day, I saw a guy with a shirt that said “I am a vessel” on it, so I thought it was a Supernatural shirt. Then I got closer and read the smaller print, and it was some sort of religious youth group thing.

dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

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gailsimone:

professorthorgi:

Happy Shark Week

I give you your king.

He’s a shark.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

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onlylolgifs:

How Dogs React to Levitating Wiener

Typical sheltie move. “What is that? Fuck it, I’m outta here. Oh, wait. Is that edible?”

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itswalky:

montypla:

itswalky:

the-full-grohac:

squidnapped:

saintgenetparochialschool:

1993 Nintendo of America document.
Please follow these guidelines in any public performance of the Mario character.

is this an official nintendo guide on how to RP mario holy shit

“He treats anyone and anything with dignity and respect. He has seen too many things in his travels to be narrow-minded.”
What “Heart of Darkness” type adventures has Mario been on that we haven’t been privy to?

Did you miss that time he dreamed about friggin’ pigeons on flying carpets flanked by cloaked dudes in gas masks who shot bullets out of their friggin’ mouths and that disembodied half-scarred face that comes out of the wall when you pick up a key AND THEN HE WOKE UP AND WENT IN A CAVE AND FOUGHT THESE DUDES FOR REAL????

I know people and have watched people play Super Mario Bros. 2 who, even as adults, are still legitimately freaked out by Phanto.

How about the fact that the Mushroom World’s SUN, the VERY STAR that the planet revolves around, is personally angry with Mario and will swoop down out of the heavens to murder him.  

itswalky:

montypla:

itswalky:

the-full-grohac:

squidnapped:

saintgenetparochialschool:

1993 Nintendo of America document.

Please follow these guidelines in any public performance of the Mario character.

is this an official nintendo guide on how to RP mario holy shit

He treats anyone and anything with dignity and respectHe has seen too many things in his travels to be narrow-minded.”

What “Heart of Darkness” type adventures has Mario been on that we haven’t been privy to?

Did you miss that time he dreamed about friggin’ pigeons on flying carpets flanked by cloaked dudes in gas masks who shot bullets out of their friggin’ mouths and that disembodied half-scarred face that comes out of the wall when you pick up a key AND THEN HE WOKE UP AND WENT IN A CAVE AND FOUGHT THESE DUDES FOR REAL????

I know people and have watched people play Super Mario Bros. 2 who, even as adults, are still legitimately freaked out by Phanto.

How about the fact that the Mushroom World’s SUN, the VERY STAR that the planet revolves around, is personally angry with Mario and will swoop down out of the heavens to murder him.  

nanlawson:

"We Are Groot"

nanlawson:

"We Are Groot"

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